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My Experimental New Casting Style / 3 July 2005

“Yeah I went fishing again.” ¶ “Oh boy.” ¶ “Yeah well.” ¶ “Remember that time you—” ¶ “What, snagged that baby moose with my fish hook?” ¶ “Because you were showing off your experimental new casting style.” ¶ “No gee I don’t remember the worst day of my life, not ringing any bells.” ¶ “Because you were trying to impress whatsername.” ¶ “Gosh yeah what was her name.” ¶ “Worked over at the taxidermy place, conveniently.” ¶ “She and the moose both with nice racks.” ¶ “Oh that’s right and I ended up marrying her.” ¶ “Oh yeah.” ¶ “Right, because she broke it off with you right after that thing with the baby moose and came running over to my place to cry and cry.” ¶ “All coming back to me now.”




Joshua Green Allen
 

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