Hello what is up, my name is Josh. I am a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

I write commercials for a company called Sandwich.

My story collection KNIFE FITE and my cubicle diary The House of Wigs are available as ebooks. Three bucks—cheap.

My maritime noir novel CHOKEVILLE will be available as an ebook and audiobook in early 2026.

Extremely old posts are in the Archive.

My ambient music concern is called Orifex. The album Fugue is streaming on Spotify and other places, I think.

I am currently on Tumblr and Bluesky.

If you want to get in touch, I’ve had the same email address my whole life: .