Pinprick http://www.fireland.com/ Let's keep this shit brief. en Copyright 2007 Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:53:09 -0700 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.21 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss As You Wish, Madam She told me to shut up and just leave her there in the bathroom stall, filthy and spent. And you know I always obey a lady’s request.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:53:09 -0700 Does What It Says It’s 101 degrees. Time to Gold Bond “down there.”

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:54:17 -0700 God DAMMIT what am I going to do about my PROBLEMS I just bought a lawn mower. I mean what in the HELL. How did it come to this.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:08:09 -0700 Stomatown, USA My menthol shaving cream smells like the vinyl couch in the smoking lounge at St. Anthony’s.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:12:35 -0700 Old One Was Bonecrusha New office nickname: Superballz. Hey Superballz come to this meeting. Superballz where is that file. Burritos, Superballz, let’s eat some.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:03:44 -0700 She's a Nurse in Washington Very personal email to my stepsister: RUN FOR COVER MOTHERFUCKER. Then I get an autoresponder that says I YAM IN COZUMEL SO NOBODY CARES :(

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:41:33 -0700 Here's Some Local Color Sitting out back by the power station, smoking cloves. Ma’s trying to figure out “Janie’s Got a Gun” on the uke. The air is choked w/ennui.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:45:04 -0700 Rape Isn't Funny Frankly these Life Savers don’t taste anything like Strawberry Cheesecake and in fact taste more like Strawberry Child Molestation.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:28:20 -0700 What's Up with the Crappy RSS Feed You think that blind guy knows his suspenders are rainbow-striped like Mork’s?

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:37:51 -0700 It Was The Vanishing Bikini One Why did I leave my lucky pen in that guy’s soleus muscle.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:42:47 -0700 Was Two-Fifty It’s Saturday night, so as per usual I’m sporting my “Mustache Rides Now Only $1” tam o’shanter. How’s it going, you ask? $3.75, chump!

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:11:41 -0700 Only Three Hundo with Dental Co-pay My bling tooth doesn’t look as rad in the cold light of day as it did last night reflected in your stepmother’s bloodshot eyes. Sigh!

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:19:22 -0700 This is Already Dated Walk Score: My legs were long ago deformed into twisted useless husks by polio. Thanks for bringing it up.

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:18:42 -0700 Holidayless “August is a mean, sweaty woman but at least she ain’t July.” — Waylon Jennings quote I just made up

]]> http://www.fireland.com/ http://www.fireland.com/ Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:45:01 -0700 Odor-Causing Bacteria I need some me-time, son. Gonna go bust a grump then pop some Oust out of respect.

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