00—I was born in 1973
01—Greetings to you and yours!
02—I'm ice fishing
03—When I was working the coat-check
04—G is applying a minty gel
05—Shinkicker
06—Finally made good on my resolution
07—She's been working on this movie
08—The Mailman
09—Strain 17
10—Something in the water pipes, Dear Diary
11—Fix your kerning
12—Just got back from Ana's
13—[ deleted ]
14—I'd just about forgotten
15—What a day
16—Will and yrs truly at the candlepin lanes
17—You know what
18—I finally met Mary's baby
19—Hannaford brought over his poetry box
20—I lit a candle at St. Barnabas
21—Workmen tearing up the street
22—A three-day weekend featuring a surprise visit
23—Andrea called me in
24—Out of all the men
25—I have a post office box
26—Did you see the fireworks, diary?
27—Finch's is only open from seven to nine
28—I give myself amnesia
29—I was on television
30—I enter the classroom
31—I think I have a crush on the woman who lances my boils
32—Krackit saw the thing
33—Ring fingers gone numb
34—A week at KAGACON
35—I took a phone survey
36—The thing was she was suicidal anyway
37—I was grating a cylinder of colby
38—Xander. Topher.
39—It rained all day
40—Back from Sacramento, Calif.
41—Had my first job interview
42—I tear a hole in heaven
43—Yesterday the trees were encased in ice
44—On Thanksgiving morning I noticed six small welts
45—Imagine my surprise

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06—You're Really Only Very small
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08—The Jousting Match
09—The Holy Bible

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The Pinpoint Fireglobe
I Live Above Lawyers

The Quarter-Century Sellout || Februaries Are Always Bad || The Oscar Predictions || Lick My Literary Ass, You Vile Fucks || The Fireland FAQ v1.4 || Two Tickets to Edelweiss || The Aimless Forty-Five Minute Roadtrip, Part One || The Aimless Forty-Five Minute Roadtrip, Part Two || Today I Went to the Aquarium || A Letter to Steel Rod, My Prison Pal || Biomechanical Spiral Ganglion: A Love Story || Sinister Rex: The Early Years || Web Hipsters Succumb to My Brainwaves || Our Insidious Polymerase: A Novel || The Vein || The Pharynx Plums || My Affair With Transdermal Patches || Official Resolution Memorandum for FY99 || The Angle || SXXXSW || Judith McAvoy, Library Scientist || The Making of Brainbox || A Dilator in New York || The Mantis Is Also Entitled to Its Opinion || The Day August Ate September || The Vertical Brush || The Giant City Electromagnetic News Service || Threnody: Jos || The Year of Dishonest Empathy || Emergency Comedy Routine No. 1

01—The Voleurnym
02—Dream Pants Comet IX
03—The Tubers Say It's 4:09PM
04—I Can't Type With My Arms Around Jesus
05—Vocal Q
06—Sunday Afternoon, Pudendae Ablaze
07—My Adventures in the Rental Car
08—Private AOL Chat Transcript No. 16
09—Bulletozoa
10—The Flipbook Story
11—The Eyebleeders
12—Epileptic Aether
13—Fifteen Stories
14—The Unedited Holiday Diary
15—HATE EIGHT TRIPS
16—x

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