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Business Is The Triumph Of The Trivial / 31 October 1995

What I’m doing is of essential importance to:

  1. My colleagues
  2. My superiors
  3. Their superiors
  4. My company
  5. My company’s conglomerates
  6. My company’s investors and investments
  7. My company’s clients
  8. My industry
  9. My country
  10. My god

Q.E.D.: Every menial and pointless task I must perform is innately filled with purpose, use, importance, creativity, and greater meaning by the fact that so much is depending on it.

Failure to adhere to this maxim will result in almost immediate disillusionment.


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