Private AOL Chat Transcript No. 16 / 5 October 1998
F1R3LAND: hey hey whassup
ELBO222: not much
F1R3LAND: are you a girl? where do you live/
ELBO222: im at school rightnow
F1R3LAND: at school!!! how old are you????
ELBO222: i go to schhool in milwakee
F1R3LAND: old milwaukee tastes as great as its name
ELBO222: haha yeah
F1R3LAND: do you like beer?
ELBO222: no its tastes gross
F1R3LAND: i hear that,,,are you in college?
F1R3LAND: hehe what does that mean
ELBO222: well i guess im not really IN school, just working at schhol
F1R3LAND: are you like a TA? don t tell me your a janitor!! haha
ELBO222: no i work in the psych dept
F1R3LAND: sweeeeet!!! what do you do? psych peopl e out!!
ELBO222: my offical title is Senior restrainer
F1R3LAND: yeah baby now were talking
F1R3LAND: so are you into whips and chains orwhat?
ELBO222: no no but ihave= to hold down people when we give them shots and electratherapy and stuff
F1R3LAND: wow thats awesome thats really cool
ELBO222: its pretty fun
F1R3LAND: do people freak out totally?
ELBO222: yeah they get pretty wiged out sometimes
F1R3LAND: i bet…so are these like experaments for classes or what?
ELBO222: no no no, its just something that dr tortora and iw ork on
F1R3LAND: is he writing a book or something
ELBO222: SHE!! no, but she has access to all this cool equipment and sometimes she inviets me over to help out
F1R3LAND: with restraining
ELBO222: yeah. she’ll get some volunteers from one of herclasses nad bring them to the lab late at night and thats when she calls me,
ELBO222: she injects the peple with something or shocks them and i hold them down
F1R3LAND: do the kids get extra creidt??
ELBO222: i dunno
F1R3LAND: science is really interseting to me, i love it
ELBO222: yeah me too